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SoulSplat Founding Member
Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 543 Game Trophies: 23 Hall Of Fame Member
Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: Devil's advocate |
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Here's a place for you to play the "devil's advocate" and debate all the things you hear when you claim yourself to be a vampire in public.
I'll start.
Q: I thought all vampires were immortal? Can I shoot you?
If no one posts a response within 24 hours, I'll debate myself. |
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nightchild
Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 1127
Location: Belgium
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:10 pm Post subject: |
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A: i prefer a sword _________________ who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.Euripides |
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Eclecta Founding Member
Joined: 15 Oct 2005 Posts: 953
Location: Marietta, GA
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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Q: Oops, I spilled the salt. Don't you have to stop and count the grains?
A: No, and I don't have to throw it over my shoulder either.
Q: I thought you couldn't eat garlic, why are we in an Italian restaurant?
A: Lemon Cello? _________________ "Love is the law, love under will." |
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cathmael Guest
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Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2007 1:09 am Post subject: |
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I rub myself with garlic and soap, it keeps vampires and goats at bay.
A stake through the heart solves most problems, except what to be in the next life.... |
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SoulSplat Founding Member
Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 543 Game Trophies: 23 Hall Of Fame Member
Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 1:19 am Post subject: Re: Devil's advocate |
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Q: I thought all vampires were immortal? Can I shoot you?
A: You have to forget everything you know about vampires. Forget Hollywood. Forget Dracula. Even forget the need for blood and the concept immortality. Today's vampires are "rebranding" the term. Forget the fanged, widows peak, bad breath, bat turn'in fables of 'ole. Today's vampires are mortal. They can die from a shot wound. The linking characteristic is they are predatory. They can feed from humans in varying manors. They may feed from the blood, energy, or emotions. But this definition is growing as this is being read.
Does anyone wish to add? |
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nightchild
Joined: 14 Oct 2006 Posts: 1127
Location: Belgium
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:15 am Post subject: |
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Emotion feeding vampires feed of the those they see fit to drain when at there weakest so they can control them. Iv'e seen those whom want everything done to there own will even if they have to manipulate everyone. _________________ who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.Euripides |
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SoulSplat Founding Member
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Q: How can you be out in sunlight if your a vampire? |
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nightchild
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:50 am Post subject: |
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A:sunblock nr.50 _________________ who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.Euripides |
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Sandy
Joined: 15 Oct 2006 Posts: 644
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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Man, I was looking forward to you debating yourself.
Kind of an endearing thing to do--but I'm a weirdo so of course I would think so. _________________ "I can calculate the motions of the heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people."
- Isaac Newton
Words to live by. . ."Love all, trust a few, do harm to none." -- William Shakespeare |
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Lord_Abdou
Joined: 01 Dec 2006 Posts: 127 Game Trophies: 7 Hall Of Fame Member View My Character
Location: Maroc / Casablanca
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:01 am Post subject: |
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Q : How can we be a Vampire . |
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nightchild
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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say bite me. _________________ who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.Euripides |
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RedRaven House Member
Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Posts: 45
Location: Acworth
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Q: So do you sleep in a coffin?
A: (Sigh) If only I could afford one.
Q: Do you spend a lot of time hanging upside down?
A: Do I look like Michael Keaton? |
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SoulSplat Founding Member
Joined: 16 Oct 2005 Posts: 543 Game Trophies: 23 Hall Of Fame Member
Location: Atlanta, Ga
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 12:51 am Post subject: |
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Q: Can you fly?
A: not without a parachute. |
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Maloryn House Member
Joined: 06 Nov 2005 Posts: 197
Location: Northeast GA
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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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SoulSplat wrote: |
Q: I thought all vampires were immortal. Can I shoot you? |
A: Obviously thinking is a bit much for your delicate system, you should try to avoid that.
Also, consider the use of words "may" and "can", for instance: I CAN shoot you, you MAY not like it much as you CAN'T have more than eight brain cells still working in your skull if you are dumb enough to ask that.
SoulSplat wrote: |
Q: Can you fly? |
A: yes, why are you on the "watch list"? |
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