A Talk With Merticus Of The Atlanta Vampire Alliance (Impersonated Comedy Segment)
Kevin & Bean Radio Show - KROQ (CBS Local) - Los Angeles, CA
Minute 30:07 To 37:20 - October 28, 2015
http://kroq.cbslocal.com/category/kevin-bean/
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/k-b-podcast-wednesday-october/id260501007?i=355760997&mt=2Partial Transcript Of 7 Minute Segment00:00
We should talk to whoever is on the phone, from the Atlanta Vampire Alliance. - Well this is Merticus, he's a founding member of the Atlanta Vampire Alliance Kevin. - I didn't know that group even existed. - Merticus, Merticus, hello. - How you doing? - Pretty good. - Blood. Blood, y'all, blood. - You're a vampire too? - I am a vampire, I'm a founding member of the Atlanta Vampire Alliance. - Okay. - And you can find out more about us at Atlanta Vampire Alliance.com,
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we welcome everyone to take a good hard look at what we're doing and learn more about vampires, blood y'all. - Ok, but vampires aren't real and by that I mean nobody needs blood to survive. - Well I know plenty of vampires who'd beg to differ cuz you, if you don't drink the blood, if you don't feed and you're a vampire you can have actual physical repercussions. - Like what? - Well, a loss of energy, sometimes heart rate can be dropping.
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- Okay. - Migraines, losing consciousness, if you don't feed it's going to take its toll, blood. - And when you say feed, what do you mean, are you just drinking blood you're not actually biting people. - Well, depends, everybody's different, there's all different kinds of vampires, you quoted the number 5000. - 5000 right. - Those are just the blood-drinking vampires, there are 10,000 non drinkers in the US who also claim to be vampires so you
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can get physical energy from touch, but most of we like drinking the blood. - How can you be a vampire if you don't drink blood? - Well here's the thing, Vampirism is just the feeding of energy off of other living things. - Okay. - And so there's different ways you can do it but most of us do prefer to drink the blood.
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